WAITING ON A NOBODY: THE ONE IN A MILLION MESSI

Messi met this lady, Antonella Roccuzzo as a child. We could say they were childhood sweethearts.  The only thing Messi wanted to do at that time was play football. Even though he was a nobody, the lady was not in a hurry to discredit him.

Messi joined FC Barcelona at 13, with hopes of a great future. The lady believed so much in him and was not in a hurry to put him off as a joke. In a short while, both of them would finally say I DO!. Wowwwwww, which woman would not want to marry Messi? Now, the guy has got power, money, fame and everything that you can think of that makes life beautiful, but a woman was there when he had nothing? How many young ladies today would have the patience to wait on a nobody? Thank God her wait paid  off! Who knows, maybe that your boyfriend who has nothing now could also hit gold soon like Messi?

WHEN THE SIZE OF THE PENIS DOESN'T MATTER

Nobody will doubt the fact that size of the penis is sometimes very vital when it comes to sexual pleasure but in marriage, a wife's sexual pleasure is truly not about the size of the penis

If you are truly desirous of giving your wife an unforgettable sexual encounter, only one person can help you do that, and that is your wife!

Whether your penis is half inches, one, two or even seven inches, without the help of your wife, you will do a forever 'bang' and develop severe waist pain, while your wife will not in any way 'feel it'.

The following are certain things that should be noted:

- Ensure that your wife is happy with you ( attempting to make love to your wife when there are unresolved issues is suicide, your wife will never enjoy it and you will not as well)

- You have to be sure she wants it as much as you do ( that your wife is happy with you does not mean she wants to have sex - you could observe, set the mood or better still ask)

- Ensure total privacy ( keep intruders out at all cost - including children, friends, neighbours and family members)

- Go at her pace ( running as fast as a wild horse is not wise especially if it is not your wife that asked for it)

- Let her tell you the position she prefers

Going solo  when it comes to helping your wife enjoy sex is a miserable thing to do. If she must enjoy it, you must let her participate and if possible,  let her also call the shots. You will realise, whether your penis is huge or small, your wife will enjoy sex every time with you!

BEATING YOUR WIFE

Wife beating is the key that opens every closed door of misfortune and untimely death for a husband. When you begin to beat your wife, you will upset the spiritual balance in your home, destroying all the defences, opening doors for every kind of demonic attacks. Yes, there is venom in her mouth? Yes, she is devil's incarnate? Every excuse you give to strike your wife cheapens you in matters of destiny. The highest form of self mastery is to hold yourself or walk away when everything within you is vibrating to give her the first punch.

THE POWER OF THE VAGINA(COUPLES):The statement comes alive every time that "When the purpose of a thing is not known, abuse becomes inevitable". Every woman carries a goldmine between her thighs but many abuse it because they don't understand it's worth. Your vagina should be carried like a king and should not become an object of free for all.

1. Some of the very vital ingredients contained in the vagina lubrication are water, pyridine, squalene, urea, acetic acid, lactic acid, complex alcohols and glycols, ketone and aldehydes. All these are very beautiful combination to garnish sex for your husband, but most woman tend to finish theirs before they get into marriage.

2. Every woman (especially those whose clitoris is not so far from the vagina opening) can have or enjoy about four types of orgasms, clitoral( which has about 8,000 nerve endings compared to the penis which has just 4,000), vaginal, blended and multiple. Certainly you will not want every Tom, Dick and Harry see this over the moon display of yours?

3. A recent study found that 48 percent of regular headache can be cured by orgasms. The phenomenon is largely due to the body's release of a chemical called oxytocin during orgasm, which facilitates bonding, relaxation and positive emotional stress

4. The vagina is naturally acidic, with a PH level around 4.5 which is nature's way of neutralising the environment in the vagina, so that your swimmers( sperm) can survive in there. But been sexually reckless can actually upset or even destroy your PH level. At this point much might not be preserved for your husband when he eventually comes.

Lets be smart, handle your vagina with care!

                                                              SEX GONE SOUR

 

If you think sex is a small issue, wait till one partner is not enjoying it? Today, sex have died in many homes and the hope of it coming back alive Is very lean. There are certain things that are responsible for the sourness of sex in many homes.

 

1. PERSONAL PREFERENCE: Everybody will not enjoy the doggy, butterfly or any other sexual positions. The fact that you enjoy it from the back does not mean your spouse should enjoy your preference.

 

2. EXCESSIVE USE OF PORNOGRAPHY: Pornography can never be reality, that's a movie, but when it becomes your only idea of great sex, your sex will always be sour. There could be so many cuts, and behind the scenes in the making of one scene which you should never try at home.

 

3. EXCESSIVE ADDICTION TO MASTURBATION: When you can always climax on your own, sexual activity with a partner will hardly mean much to you.

 

4. CULTURAL RESTRICTIONS: Our culture mostly makes it very difficult for women to be very open about sex. Most times a woman might end up just doing sex to please the man and nothing more. The culture makes it seem like any woman who is open about sex is regarded a prostitute

 

5. LAZINESS: Most times, spouses become too lazy to work at their sexual lives. A healthy sex life is not by accident but a high commitment to making it work.

 

UNRESOLVED ISSUES: There can never be any form of meaningful sex when unresolved issues are left lingering all around the home. You must never use sex to resolve issues else those issues will remain unresolved. The rule is, no sex until issues are resolved! You must have resolved any pending issues before you indulge in the sex act

 

 

You must make up your mind to openly discuss sex with your spouse and unitedly make efforts to improve your sex lives. If you are the better sexually, please lovingly help the other until he/she can get it right. And both of you must be willing to learn how to make it better. Thanks

THIS TIME OF THE YEAR IT IS OBVIOUS THAT IT COULDN'T HAVE BEEN ANYTHING BUT GRACE , GRACE....GRACE!
BE BLESSED,  HAPPY NEW MONTH!

                                    WITH THE EAGLES OR WITH DOGS EATING SHITT?

 

WHO WOULD TREAT KAFFY (THE NIGERIAN DANCER), OUR OWN GUINESS WORLD RECORD BREAKER OR SANDRA AGUEBOR (NIGERIA FIRST FEMALE MECHANIC) OR EVEN TARA ORIKELEWA (HOUSE OF TARA) LIKE TRASH? SOMETIMES I WONDER HOW FAR ANY LADY CAN GO WHO DOES NOTHING BUT TO LIVE OF MEN? AS I LISTENED TO A 26YEAR OLD MISS PEJU AKINS, A LIBYA DEPORTEE WHO HOLDS A NATIONAL DIPLOMA IN BUSINESS ADMINISTRATION FROM OUR POLYTECHNIC TALK ABOUT THE PAINFUL SITUATIONS OUR LADIES SUBJECT THEMSELVES TO ABROAD, I CRIED.'' WHEN WE GOT TO TRIPOLI, WE WERE DRIVEN TO THE 'CONNECTION HOUSE'. TWO ELDERLY LADIES, A YORUBA AND AN IBO FROM NIGERIA, CASUALLY ASKED IF WE WOULD LIKE TO START WITH ONE ROUND ( HAVING SEX WITH A MAN ONCE FOR  THE EQUIVALENT OF I THOUSAND NAIRA), SHORT TIME (3 HOURS OF SEX FOR 3 THOUSAND NAIRA) OR ALL NIGHT PATRONS( COPULATION FROM DUSK TO DAWN FOR 6 THOUSAND NAIRA). THE MATRON THEN CONVERTED ME TO HER SALESGIRL. I WAS IN CHARGE OF SELLING BRANDY AND WHISKY, CONDOMS, DIAPERS, CREAMS AND OTHER MATERIALS THE PROSTITUTE NEEDED. YES THERE ARE NO BABIES IN NEED OF DIAPERS, BUT THE ABSORBENT IN THEM WERE BEING REMOVED, CREAMED AND FORCED DOWN THE PRIVATE PARTS OF THE COMMERCIAL SEX WORKERS TO PROTECT THEIR WOMB ( CERVIX) FROM BEING RUPTURED BY THEIR CLIENTS. THE ABSORBENTS WERE USUALLY POPPED OUT BY THE GIRLS AFTER SEX, WASHED AND CREAMED FOR REUSE. THIS IS BECAUSE THE MEN COMING TO SLEEP WITH THEM USUALLY TAKE SEX ENHANCERS THAT PROLONG THE ACT AND OFTEN BRUISE THE GIRLS TO THE EXTENT THAT THEY BLEED FROM THEIR PRIVATE PARTS. THE MEN WHO COME TO THE BROTHEL USE COCAINE, TRAMADOL, HASHISH AND MANY OTHER ILLICIT DRUGS, SO THAT THEY CAN PUNISH THE GIRLS. ONE NIGHT, A GIRL WAS SCREAMING MORE THAN USUAL AND THE MATRONS HAVE TO BURST INTO HER BED SPACE. AN OVER DRUGGED MAN WAS STUCK TO HER LIKE DOGS IN MATING''. WHAT A HORROR! MANY LADIES BECOME OF VERY LOW QUALITY FROM 28YEARS AND ABOVE BECAUSE THEY WASTED THEIR 16-26YEARS. PLEASE WAKE UP AND BUILD REAL WORTH!